26 Alternative Animal Facts That Will Learn You Some Knowledge

These alternative facts are facts you simply must be aware of in today's America. Given that they are endorsed by our highest form of government, these are vital knowledge

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    Panda - IN ITS LARVAL STATE THE PANDA MOVES AROUND LIKE AN INCH-WORM
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    Organism - BEFORE AN ARTICHOKE CAN BLOOM, IT MUST FIRST SEPARATE ITSELF FROM ITS STALK AND FIND A STREAM TO DRINK FROM
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    Koala - KOALAS ARE KNOWN TO BE SELFCONCIOUS ABOUT THEIR HEIGHTS SO THEY WALK ON STILTS
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    Three-toed sloth - WET SLOTHS ARE MADE OF NICHTMARES
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    Adaptation - HEDGEHOCS ARE ALWAYS SURE TO THANK COD WHEN THEY MAKE A TOUCHDOWN
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    Cat - WHEN FACINC COMPETITION FOR RESOURCES KITTENS FROM THE STREET WILL ENCACE IN BRUTAL RAP BATTLES
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    Organism - AFTER BEINC MOCKED FOR HAVING SKINNY BIRD LEGS SOME WILL DEDICATE THEMSELVES TO INTENSE WORKOUT RECIMENS. RARELY IS IT EFFECTIVE
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    Hat - CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, WOLVES STILL WEAR SHEEP 'S CLOTHING. THEY JUST HAVE IT MADE INTO WOOL SUITS NOW
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    Motor vehicle - DRUNK SLOW BEARS ARE AN INCREASING PROBLEM IN SOUTH AMERICA, AND POLICE HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO PERFORM FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS ON THEM TRANSIT EMERGENCI www.cte.ge 394 PATRULLA DE CARRETERA
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    Cat - MOST ANIMAL SHELTERS BAN THE ADOPTION OF CATS NEAR HALLOWEEN, AS MANY ARE MISTAKENLY EATEN IN THEIR LOBSTER COSTUMES EPEN Gare wde KURAG
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    Rat - KIWIS ARE WELL KNOWN FOR THEIR CANNIBALISTIC TENDENCIES
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    Adaptation - AFTER SHE'S LAID HER ECCS, THE MOTHER PUMA WILL LEAVE HER NEST ONLY TO FEED
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    Terrestrial animal - THE NAVY HIPPOS ARE THE US MILITARY'S FIERCEST CLOSE COMBAT FICHTING FORCE
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    Polar bear - ICE BEARS ARE ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONALS AND WILL SHOW UP 15 MINUTES BEFORE AN INTERVIEW
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    Organism - DUCKS WILL START TO MELT AT 90 DECREES
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    Mammal - FOXES MINIMISE THEIR APPARENT SIZE BY FOLDINC THEIR BODY AND LECS INTO THE FORTH DIMENSION SO ONLY THEIR HEAD AND TAIL REMAIN
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    Bird - DUCKS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES (WE KNOW OF) THAT CAN SUCCESSFULLY TRAVEL THROUCH PORTALS
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    Adaptation - INBREEDINC IS A HUCE PROBLEM WITH CITY BIRDS LOOK AT THIS INBREAD BIRD FOR EXAMPLE
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    Pink - A FLOCK OF LAWN FLAMINCOS CAN PICK A T-REX CLEAN IN UNDER 90 SECONDS
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    Mammal - OTTERS ARE POWERFUL SORCERORS AND TURN THEIR ENEMIES INTO TINY DOLLS
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  • 21
    Canidae - SMALL DOCS HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM DUE TO PEOPLE CALLING THEM LOSERS
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    Dog - SMALL DOCS CAN BE TRAINED TO HANDLE BASIC DENTAL EXAMINATIONS
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    Dog breed - SOME DOCS ARE KNOWN TO DISCUISE THEMSELVES AS PLATYPUSES, USUALLY FOR TAX REASONS
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    Marine mammal - BALD PUDCEWHALES LOVE THE TASTE OF HUMAN CHILDREN. THEY LOVE NOTHING MORE, SHORT OF GENOCIDE
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    Mammal - ONLY THREE DOGS CAN EXIST AT ANY ONE TIME. MOST OTHER "DOCS" ARE ACTUALLY CLEVERLY DISCUISED CATS
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    Spider - LEMURS ARE KNOWN TO FORM STRANCE SHAPES WHEN THEY EAT, SUMMONING SPIRITS WHICH PROTECT THEM र] isegatttft{ff
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